5:44 p.m.-
Green
foliage is flying past, horizontally. A late afternoon storm is plowing violent
furls in the western sky and gray-green creases on the lake. But EZ and I are
safe in the car, parked hastily on the grass lawn beside the quintuple-slot
boat landing in town. Citizens of the lake know trouble, are driving fast and
looking back over their shoulders. And many are plowing high wakes and looking
back over their shoulders. All of them wanted more and waited too long.
A
fast boat with two fishermen on board crashes into the ramp. The one in the
front, who was supposed to seize the dock as it flew past, keeps moving when
the boat stops on concrete. He splashes cool water and bounces onto the parking
lot on his hip. There is swearing then. I think it's escalated and loosened
between the two in diatribes ten minutes earlier.
Wind
rocks the car.
If
it was I on the big lake I'd beach the damn boat and run into the nearest
house, then ask permission in the morning.
5:49-
Desperately
wind-blown winching and cinching blurs engage all five ramps. Everything is
dark gray except whitewater wakes and the spray of a jet boat full of kids far
offshore arcing and banking and taunting the electrical clouds. Then it rears
up and blasts to the landing, but a responsible older man who was queuing there
first scuttles ahead and gives them the finger.
Lightning,
forking homesteads and charbroil campfires on the far shore, throws down a good
one at the golf course, just across the narrows in the northwest. Boat loaders
shout "shit," and crank faster.
A
commercially prestigious Pigboat cuts hard out of a bay across the lake and
targets the ramps, laying a slim efficient path through the water.
White
man legs in shorts run back and forth between pickup trucks and little skipper
buddies in boats bobbing off shore.
"Here
comes the rain," someone screams over the wind, escalating to a whistle
through signposts and electrical pole guy wires.
Five
guys standing tall like human lightning rods streak past on a flat-topped
pontoon. Six boats, then eight, are rocking in wait out in the lake where a
white veil of rain is headed our way. A woman piloting an eighteen-foot
Princecraft fishing scow is having trouble keeping it from filling with wave
water. She circles out into deep water, head scarf flowing, while waiting for a
husband's trailer to arrive.
Raindrops
arrive sideways and hurl onto heads on the piers and heads running across
blacktop and heads bowed out on the lake like everybody's praying. It's a
hurricane scene. Imagine archival film footage of Andrew or Hugo with trees
flailing and spectator's rain jackets vibrating and wind blowing straight flat
carrying debris.
And
Biblical amounts of water are filling hearts and humors with graying moods.
Princecraft woman drives her boat up onto the trailer. Husband clicks
a hook to bow ring and hauls the whole works--her sitting at the boat console--out
of the lake and through the parking lot and out of sight down a residential
street.
Two
young men are having trouble with an old Fiberglas tub. It's been pulled onto
the parking lot but is listing much lower on the starboard side. One man is
wearing a cowboy hat and a wet white T-shirt; the other is wearing a baseball
cap backwards. Both have on cowboy boots for extra height to hoist the leaning
transom back into compliance on the trailer. No luck.
Backward
ball cap backs the trailer back into the lake. Cowboy hat guides it too, back,
down, deep, deeper. Up to his crotch where wallets and pocket lint and other
matters shrivel. He stands on the boat trailer fender and jockeys and heaves
for a minute or two, then waves a right hand forward and his buddy drives it
out with soaking wet cowboy riding the bucking contraption.