
A
fifty-four inch long, eighteen-inch wide remnant of dark pink countertop might
do. Kneeboarding/wakeboarding is the fun I thought of this morning. The object
would serve doubly too, as a table to lay across the tote to play Monopoly upon
later. Scraps of plywood in the shed were too paltry and angular, even if I
couldÕve screwed two together with 2x4Õs.
A-ha!
An eight-foot long countertop hiding behind a flat of Styrofoam insulation
might do. Heavy as morbidity and dense particle board substrate, but a smooth
Formica surface for river water to slide easily under. Not
Wakeboarders-of-America approved, but WBA wouldnÕt be there to make fun of us
making fun with budget salvaged goods.
Might
do.
Hauled
the orphan out to the front yard and spanned it between two upended garbage
cans, measured the boat floor, fifty-four inches across--and cut the countertop
in half, screwed two 2x4Õs to the undersides for strength against warping. The
curvaceous, and remarkably professional-looking handle stolen from the Weed
Whacker, clipped smartly onto the boat rope hook, as though that was the use
distracted grass-whacking engineers intended all along.
I
leaned back and admired the creation, imagining 360-degree tubular flips and
high wake-jumping acrobatics and crickets cheering as we whizzed past.
Glitter Beach campsite, 2:10
p.m.-
Caleb
dubious, looking at the device laying flat on the water, pinky-purple surface
with one rounded front corner, washing over with river. His ÒIt wonÕt float me,Ó
missed the point. ÒItÕll sink if I stand on it.Ó
ÒSo
do water-skis,Ó I argued. ÒThe point is for the pressure of the the river to
push hard against it. ItÕll raise and plane, if you do it right.Ó
I
threw out the rope with handle attached. He turned the shelf, pretty side down,
and kneeled on its back as I started the motor and towed slowly.
We
moved ahead. Caleb grinned. He held the front tip up out of the water. I
increased the throttle and we moved around the point. EZ swam out from shore,
determined to stay with us and share in our fun.
2:22-
EZ
in the boat. (She would swim ten miles not to be left behind if her body allow
it.)
2:25-
ItÕs
a learned skill. So is throwing a boomerang and, by faith, having it return,
though wakeboarding on a counter top is easier than boomerangs because religion
isnÕt involved; we know this can work.
EZ
sits in the bow barking. Caleb manages a slow tipsy balance. I increase the
speed. The countertop wiggles side-to-side and nose-dives. He lets go the rope.
I circle and we set off again with him laying on the shelf like a surfboard,
legs for rudders. I ease the speed up, he, confident with the steadiness of the
plane, tries kneeling and falls over.
He
wants me to show him. I do. Then he tries it again. Success, though bucking and
imbalanced, he waves at the woods and many admirers.
3:30-
Grand
Sandbanks. EZ chases frogs. Caleb and I share the blowing-up-the-air-mattress
duty. He finishes, jumps on the warm furry flat top and drifts away, too far
away to get back by himself, with half of his support held up on my air.
3:45-
EZ
is chasing frogs under the boat. My son is gone, somewhere in northeast Iowa.
4:25-
Air-bed
and kneeboard are set up in the sun across the river to dry. The solar lights,
brought along from their spot by the stoop at home to lend ambient
sophistication to our river home for the night, are recharging in the son over
there too.
We
are sitting in the boat. Caleb is tending to a cut on his big toe. It was
sliced there yesterday when the phone rang and he stepped on a sharp computer
shroud heÕd put on the floor while installing a CD-burner.
He
asked me to look at the coolness of his gash three hours ago, begged me to gaze
down into the white labial rimmed depths. I didnÕt want to. I donÕt want to
now.
ÒIf
I beat you at Monopoly later will you look then? I can squeeze it open so it
looks like itÕs talking. Do you have a Band-Aid?Ó
I
have one hidden in a zip-lock for emergencies. But heÕs got one he doesnÕt want
to use.
ÒMaybe.
Why! You donÕt need a Band-Aid for that.Ó
ÒI
just want one. It makes me feel better, like getting a kiss on an ow-ie from a
mother.Ó
ÒThat
wonÕt help.Ó
ÒEven
though it might not help itÕs a sense of security,Ó he says, Òfor adults who
donÕt need their kissing momma.Ó
ÒSo
why do you need a Band-Aid? ItÕs like a mother kissing an ow-ie, and a Band-Aid
is like your mother kissing your ow-ie, but if you donÕt need your mother
kissing an ow-ie you donÕt need a Band-Aid. Therefore--Ó
ÒNo!
But itÕs a kiss for the adults.Ó
ÒIf
youÕd wanted a damn Band-Aid you shouldÕa brought the whole damn box of
Band-Aids and not just a damn one.Ó
--ÓI
donÕt need a damn Band-Aid. I want a damn Band-Aid--Ó
Ò--and
not expect a father to provide motherly kisses like a mommaÓ--
--ÓI
didnÕt expect anything from youÓ--
ÒKisses
from your mother?Ó
Ò
No I didnÕt ask for that.Ó
(Silence
while we construct further arguments.)
Me:
ÒYou need to dry it out.Ó
(Him,
still searching for logic.)
ÒWhat,
That? Dry it out?Ó he finally asks.
ÒOf
course. ItÕs soaking wet.Ó
ÒItÕs
not soaking wet.Ó
ÒThatÕs
why itÕs all white and putrid-looking.Ó
ÒIt
was that way last night.Ó
ÒThen
your toe is dying.Ó
Caleb
jumps from the boat and limps to a frog by the shore, crouches down and kisses
it. It hops two feet away and sits again, watching for flies.
ÒIÕm
making sure itÕs a momma, not a handsome price in disguise, before I tell it to
kiss my cut.Ó
4:45-
ÒLetÕs
go gather wood,Ó I say.
ÒAre
we going to go into the woods, or are we going to use your new method? Your new
method SUCKS!Ó
I
ask why my new method sucks.
ÒI
have no reason. I just felt like saying that. But what? We going to be like,
standing in the middle, and they fall in the bow? Or what? Because today IÕm in
the bow. I must let them tumble onto my injured feet?Ó
ÒYeah.
YouÕre a son and I can push you around. If Chelsea can do it, you can do it.Ó
ÒChelsea
did it?Ó
ÒYes.Ó
ÒShe
used the saw?Ó
ÒShe
used the saw, with EZ up there confounding and crowding her too. She used the
saw magnificently and into the bow, in neat stacks the firewood dropped.Ó
ÒThereÕs
already a nice collection of firewood by the fire.Ó
ÒYeah,
for a midget.Ó
Caleb
gets out of his boat seat and walks to the bow as though heÕs going to pee. But
heÕs thinking, running through arguments. Finds none, returns to his seat.
5:05-
Sawing
hard, like a maniac with a dead chainsaw.
5:07-
A
well-seasoned limb pushing the bow down.
5:10-
Another
well-seasoned limb angling high off our port gunwale, yet to be sawn. Caleb
trying to find the right spot for the saw and swearing, using the mother of all
teenager swearwords. He screams ÒYAH,Ó and slaps behind his left knee,
Mother-of-all-bad-words-ending with ÒerÓ blurting from his lips.
ÒIÕm
going to tell your mother about your swearing.Ó
ÒFuck
you, Mom.Ó
I
am getting hot, sitting in the stern, steering the motor at the correct angle
for him to saw, watching him saw. ÒHurry up. IÕm getting hot.Ó
He
saws harder.
6:10-
In
safe anchorage at Black Box Spot, Milwaukee Brewers ball game on for background
distraction.
Caleb
is beating me though IÕve had only a half-sip of beer. He encourages my beer
drinking on these occasions so he can feel smarter than me. We are minding our
own business in the low-lying sun and doing nobody harm, not disturbing the
woods or the river by throwing raisins into it--which is a very bad act
according to an ecologically young purist he camped with recently. EZ is the
center of our attention, this break in our action. She has raised from her nap
in the bow and is shivering and twitching and staring at the forest behind the
boat. We, he and I, are both flummoxed. WeÕve looked back there--even shut off
the Brewers loosing --without Bob Eucker whoÕs supposedly listening from a
hospital bed after replacement of both knees--to get a better listen.
6:14-
Up-anchor
and to the bank, so she can go potty and show us why sheÕs been vibrating. EZ
jumps out and runs down the shore sniffing rocks and sand, but doesnÕt pee. I
compliment her ploy and invite her to rejoin us.
6:24-
I
told Caleb there was Tas-Tee dressing on board. ItÕs a commercially sold
equivalent of a local sub shopÕs House Hressing which, Òhe drinks by the
gallon,Ó Chelsea says, who works there and brings home fifty-five gallon drums
for her brother to quaff. He opens the cooler and pulls out a single thin slab
of chicken, opens the bottle with one hand, and pours out a pool of dressing.
Then, with head high, guzzles the sauce (drizzling it into the river) and
munches the meat, like a rainforest researcher drinking rain from a leaf.
A
mink gallops down the riverbank. (EZ knew.) It drinks CalebÕs overflow salad
dressing slick washed against the shore, leaps in the air, shudders, and
disappears into the trees.
6:31, playing Monopoly-
ÒWhy
do you push your tab back?Ó Caleb asks.
We
have each opened a beer and he wants to skoal cans inside their foam
insulators. But he has seen me bend the can tab back then lift it.
ÒIt
catches. Pulls my mustache if I donÕt. Something youÕd know nothing about.Ó
He
lifts his can to his lips.
--ÓdonÕt
be drinking that yet,Ó I snarl.
ÒIÕm
not! IÕm thinking about how ... So, if itÕs up here,Ó he tips his can slightly
and flexes his lip, imagining a disgruntling tribulation as a mustache caught
in a beer tab.
10:15-
Drifting
... Perseid meteor shower, moon whitening full fat in the east, fireflies
winking ghostly and silent in the passing dark woods. Oars out for quiet to
pull us away from overhanging trees. We beached at Grand Sandbanks and climbed
up to the meadow, standing in brightness, watching the river reflect curly
moonlit currents. Inside our memories, recording the images and aromas of
togetherness for recall when weÕre old.
Wednesday--
9:45 a.m., going home-
Stopped
at Grand Sandbanks to give EZ a Suave Daily Clarifying scrubbing. I have sought
unscented shampoo--whether for dogs or not, and havenÕt found it available.
Pity.
I
call her into the shallows and pour on the lather. Caleb takes the back half.
EZ is patient, torn between dislike of being washed but glad for the attention.
Sudsed, she refuses to join Caleb and I in the river, who are there for her
benefit, coaxing her to swim out and let the river rinse her coat free of shampoo.
So, back to the boat for her food dish, we drench her on shore.