
Tuesday, July 16--
12:50 p.m.-
Pulled
up in the shade of the boat-landing ramp waiting for Caleb and his girlfriend
Midge to arrive for an afternoon on the water. The boat is not spacious enough
for EZ too, so she was left home with the promise that I would send a cab for
her later.
A
mother mallard with her brood of five is nibbling water morsels, bathing,
shaking flightless tiny wings ten feet away in the swampy muck along shore. The
children, already three-fourths Mom's size are now "cheeping" past
five feet away.
Caleb
had senior pictures taken this morning and invited EZ along for inclusion in
one of the shots. Correct in assuming that that would be fine with her I did
not ask her permission.
We
showed up at the photographer's century-old house in the older part of town and
she panted in back while waiting for action. (She'd had a pain pill and her
mood was vivacious.)
I followed Caleb up to the studio
and suggested that "doing her now" rather than last would be better,
since sitting in an un-shaded hot car might corrupt her fresh curls. His mother
was there of course, looking slutty in a short dress as has become her late
middle-age style, making sure that everything was done according to expectation
since she was suffering the expense.
I
released EZ down by the river behind the eye clinic. She went wild for a few
minutes, showing herself affectionate with new people to get petting from. Down
to business. Caleb knelt beside EZ, who grinned at her audience, then licked
Caleb's face and laid flat on her back and put her toes in the air in hopes of
an unscheduled scratch.
"C'mere,"
Caleb pleaded, and she sat up, leaned back and gave his lips a lick. The woman
I loved a long time and who once was my wife thinks it's cute, giggles and
says, "oh how cute."
The
photographer has not been trained to capture spontaneity but prefers portraying
imitation life rather than real and woofs retarded dog noises behind his
camera, expecting EZ to look around for a simpleton dog. Embarrassed she looks
down at the ground. He waits while EZ and Son present a variety of great candid
photo ops then, when they're both sitting sensibly and modeling professionally
he flashes some shots. Though he accidentally snapped one or two good ones of
an EZ grin when she suddenly got tired of holding a deadpan pose. The old wife
laughs. EZ breaks her "stay," rushes up and buries her nose between
old wife's legs, raising the tight red dress up to her crotch. Oldwife winks at
the photographer.
EZ's
session done, she runs down the riverbank and sinks into an eddy where many
colors of storm-sewer runoff iridesce in the sun.
5:48 p.m.-
An
hour ago while waiting at the landing for Caleb to deliver EZ from town two
Jetskis veered upriver, racing each other through hard channel turns, full
speed past a pontoon and a pair of fishing boats. I hate that. Seventy miles an
hour is dangerous to others. I'd loathe Jetski pilots less if they'd do their
thing out on the big lake and leave the river for contemplative-speeded craft
like mine.
When
EZ was delivered along with cold drink, we headed upriver, through the shortcut
and out into the main channel where the idiotic Jetski pair blasted around a
swampy meander after a half-hour at Backwoods Bar.
I
snatched up the video camera and aimed it right at them--each machine shooting
up ten-foot high fountains of water--which slowed remarkably when they caught
sight of me with it. Two dudes, with swept back dark glasses kept to the far
side, gave a cool flicky-wave. One was plainly alarmed about the camera recording
their progress and kept looking back, then back at his buddy, and back at me.
Then they were gone.
"Bastards."
Half
a mile farther I came upon them stopped side-by-side sideways in the center of
the river. They watched me advance and slow down. Tentative nods.
"You
guys aren't supposed to be up here."
"Where.
On the Wisconsin River?"
"Down
in the lake part of the flowage is fine for Jetskis, but not here in the narrow
part of the river. It's off-limits."
"We
didn't know," they stare.
"Well,
now you do."
We'll head back right away."
"Great."
A
fishing boat is drifting toward us and an idling pontoon full of family appears
around the near bend.
Moored
on Sandy Flats, watching an anchored new Sun Tracker Party Barge-22 with a
black Mercruiser inboard/outboard. On board, three twelve-year old boys. Two,
up to their necks in the river are lugging a waterlogged tree trunk on their
shoulders to add it, I suppose, to the other six propped up against the front
lounge sofa inside the pontoon. They wave cheerily as I imagine Huck Finn and
his friends might've.
Earlier--
My
son and his girlfriend arrived just after 1:00. Cloudless sky, blasting hot
sun, temperature 89. We swam and flipped a Frisbee at Grand Sandbanks. Headed
further up, through shady passages and wide hot places where the water was
wading shallow. Blew soap bubbles from an eighty-nine cent plastic wand.
6:30-
So
now, parked in the shade of maples in the office, EZ is sleeping, thanks to a
pill the kids gave her at home. Each day she is slightly less energetic,
disinterested in fun. I see her decline. She trudges outside, then sits at the
door, looking back in. She's been clingy, offering and taking more affection,
as though she knows time is running out. I don't know how much she has left, a
week, maybe two or four.
Caleb
has agreed to help me bury her in the blueberry patch alongside My Summer
Office.
8:10-
We've
anchored in our favorite late-evening spot in the wide marshy grasslands where
wild rice grows. At this stage of July the shallows are a thick carpet of
green. Almost sturdy enough to walk through; there is no doubt about where to
drive and where not. An eagle is flying low over the channel. They've become
abundant, no longer such a big deal to spot. Earlier upriver we saw four leap
from a tree. Another remained high in the white pine.
Blackbirds
are "chipping" and beginning to flock. By late August when the
grasses are taller they congregate by hundreds hidden, then explode in great
hoards, soaring and swooping as one connected mass.
Saw
the three pontoon boys in their boat again, just downriver from the bridge,
which it appeared they'd tried to get under. The shade canopy frame was laid
lower than earlier, and two tubular supports had acquired bends I don't think
went along with the designer's intent. Neither did the watery dragging of one
canvas tarp corner.
The
pilot gave us a sober nod as the dray pounded past.
8:32-
Minding
our own business, still anchored in the backwater unofficial channel surrounded
by swaying wild rice, the sound of a jet boat snarls to life in the direction
of Backwater bar. No big deal. I mustn't detest everything. It revs and
loudens. It approaches the junction. Left is where EZ and I are stopped; right
is where tactful jet boats should go.
It
circles in confusion, or is rewinding its spring. Then three heads--one with a
beehive hairdo and another with an Elvis Presley swoop of shiny black hair and
a boy with a heinie--stare over and enter our space. EZ stands to salute our
callers.
Jet
boats are not fishing boats or dress well as duck hunting blinds. Nor are they
intended for use by the elderly or groups of more than three. Like subcompact
sports cars and jetskis, their entire utility is quick-witted fun for the
mindless mischief of young-spirited trailer-house buffoons. They are
unsinkable, unstoppable, and unthinkable, and keep bank repossesors busy every
October.
What
is the meaning of this? The river is empty enough so they could go around.
The
twelve year-old boy is driving. Elvis is in the middle of the bench seat and
beehive is tossing corn chips at ducks out of her port side. The wailing motor
pushes them past as though they don't know we are six feet from their path and
feigning civility for their sake. Boy points out scenic sights. Dad passes out.
Mom throws the whole Fritos bag into a group of baby ducks. Boy spits out a
stream of bronze tobacco juice and floors the gas.
9:52-
At
home. EZ suddenly was at my side and under the desk. Highly unusual for her not
to come over tentatively and first show herself in need of attention. I usually
relent then, pet her neck, and she submerges under the desk as I scratch her
back and side and butt and she reaches out with a tongue and licks my on hand.
It's a routine of ours, has been for several years.
Just
now she omitted the introductory foreplay and went straight for the goal. I
stroked her, somewhat bewildered, but attributed this break from her usual
political routine as drug-induced behavior. I backed up the chair and crumpled
her ears in my hands, the ultimate love in her books, and mine.
Then
I sent her away with, "okay."
She
went away. Then came right back. Again stuck herself under my workspace like
before. I reached out to scratch her butt again, then heard sickening
convulsing, which always means she's eaten too much grass, or has dined on dead
fish from the swampy river's smorgasbord. Or tonight has had too much narcotic,
two pills in four hours.
So,
she's outside fertilizing our lawn where I invited her with great haste a
moment ago.
10:00-
The
local NBC affiliate has just reported sketchy details of a developing news
story: "Splintered Jet boat discovered crashed on shore. No survivors
immediately detected."