Copyright 1994-2008 Chris Mattison/Earth Image Photography
- Dedication
- Introduction
- Part one
- Part 2
- • Mice Wearing Ski Masks
- • Did Not Call the Sheriff
- • The Dink Who Forgot
- • Far From the Madness of Crowds
- • Shambling North
- • "Naw, fergit it!"
- • A Woodtick the Size of a Doorknob
- • Sharing a Blaze-orange Vest
- • Feathers and Fritters and Bull Balls in Season
- • This Bird Doesn't Speak English
- • "Dad! I Hate You!"
- • Suppressing My Instinct to Run
- • Beernuts as Bait
- • Parade at NOON!
- • Theory is a Myopic Cousin of Wise Experience
- • Oak Aromas Arising in Stereo
- • Slime-coated Blatz
- • A Circumstantial Harlot and a Harelipped Midget
- • A Bumpkin Unhinged Sulking Smugly
- • The More I Saw The More I Saw
- • Clutch at a Chair and Breathe Hard
- • Adamant Blackness and Violence Confined
- • An Irksome Run-in With Death
- • "Can't Drink From A Rock"
- • "Maybe We Should All Go Out For a Smoke"
- • Motivated by Dive-bombing Bats
- • "Git Off 'im! Stay Back!"
- • Can Trespass be Called Trespass When It Comes to a Dog?
- • I Whisper For Whiskey and a Bullet To Bite
- • An Illusion of Life in Control
- • Idiot Earrings Inside and Out
- • "No! Not Cellulite."
- • "N'yah-n'yah. Look What I Got!"
- • "Foo'wish P'wick!"
- • Jesus Wept, EZ Slept
- • EZ Huffs and Heads Onward
- • Dynamite Discharges
- • "Is It Salty?"
- • Blasto
- • Altered State
- • Lithium Deprived